Boss: $%&&^*&(()_)%#@$%^*!!
You : i cannot do that, if you think it is easy, show me how you do that.
Boss : if i do this by myself, why i hire you? i hire you to do something i do need to do!
You : hm... ( a little thought) can you promote me to be a manager?
Boss: what??
You : raise my salary and give me a room.
Boss: are you nut? you fail to do the job and asking me to raise you up?
You: yes, so i can hire someone else to do it. just like you :P
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