Saturday, July 03, 2010

job title

As Companies like to make fancy title for very normal job, as if this can make the job more fun or professional. here some suggestions:

for those who graduated from school of engineering:

  • Insurance engineer 保險工程師 (who is a insurance salesman)
  • Tele-Sale engineer 電銷工程師(who is a tele-salesman)
  • Education engineer 教育工程師(who is a teacher or teaching assistance) 
  • Audit engineer 審計工程師 ( who is working in audit)
  • Hygiene engineer 衛生工程師( who may be a toilet cleaner with a degree in engineering )
  • Transportation engineer 運輸工程師( who is driver for transportation, like bus driver, but, with a degree in engineering )
  • Garment engineer ( who is working in garment industry )
As long as the working is holding a degree in engineer, he/she more or less will solve problem in engineering way, so, added a title with engineer should be proper and sound professional!

For those who graduated from humanities :
  • Insurance humanist (who is a insurance salesman)
  • Tele-Sale humanist  (who is a tele-salesman)
  • Education humanist  (who is a teacher or teaching assistance) 
  • Audit humanist  ( who is working in audit)
  • Hygiene humanist ( who may be a toilet cleaner with a degree in engineering )
  • Transportation humanist  ( who is driver for transportation, like bus driver, but, with a degree in engineering )
  • Garment humanist ( who is working in garment industry )
For those who graduated from chemistry:
  • Insurance chemist (who is a insurance salesman)
  • Tele-Sale chemist  (who is a tele-salesman)
  • Education chemist  (who is a teacher or teaching assistance) 
  • Audit chemist ( who is working in audit)
  • Hygiene chemist ( who may be a toilet cleaner with a degree in engineering )
  • Transportation chemist  ( who is driver for transportation, like bus driver, but, with a degree in engineering )
  • Garment chemist ( who is working in garment industry )

what is your Job nature and your degree ?

For me now:

Housekeeping Physicist  :P

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